Invite your friends and family over for the woggiest game ever. (But don’t invite all of your family – only 6 can play!)

Playing is easier than checking the oil in a valiant. Just make your way around the board buying up properties like: The Turkish Delight Shop, Sicilian Smallgoods Delicatessen and the Get Tzatziki With It Souvlaki Shop. Pocket some extra cash from the unemployment office or get stung for cash with the wog tax.

But don’t get cocky. The warden is a big malaka. You don’t wanna wind up in prison. Good luck, my friend.